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My Muppets are confused

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Laura told me this evening that, for the first time in as long as I can remember, the terror alert level has changed. Needing - for some unfathomable reason - to see it for myself, I pulled up this here blog only to find that my Muppets were confused. Instead of just reliable old Bert, who's graced these pages every day for months, I was greeted simultaneously by Elmo, Ernie, and Bert. What, pray tell, could this mean?

Apparently this is how it breaks down:
  • Elmo: Flights from the UK
  • Ernie: All commercial flights
  • Bert: Everything else
So, um, I gotta keep track of three colors now? Three is too many Muppets.

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